My friend Rafal wrote this brilliant "letter" to Obama as a parody to Eminem's song/video "Stan". I told him it was genius and that we needed to make a real video. So I came up with a refrain, we updated the rap (well, he did), and his very talented brother filmed it. So here are the lyrics and the video.
Happy voting!
Tea Party's cold, I'm wondering why I
Bother to vote at all
November 6 is leering closer
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it would all be blue
Watch debates and read the news
It reminds me that no matter who,
The nation's screwed
Dear Barack,
I wrote you but
you still aren't callin'
I left my cell,
my Facebook
And a G8 picture at the bottom
I sent my letters
back in autumn
You must not have
got 'em
There probably
was a problem with the White House firewall or something
Sometimes my
emails get passed thru Secret Service after I jot 'em
But anyways -
forget it
What's been up,
how's the Attorney General?
My interest is in
law too
I'm about to be a lawyer
When I get my law
degree, guess I’m going to be called?
MC J.D.
I read about your
birth certificate drama too, I'm sorry
I had a friend
whose ID got him booted from a bar
That didn't want
him
I know you
probably hear this everyday
But I'm your
biggest advocate
I even got a copy
of the bill you passed in the Senate
I got a room full
of Hope! campaign posters
I like the
commercial you did with Biden too
Your ads were
informative!
Anyways, I hope
you get this Prez
Hit me back, just
to chat
Truly yours,
gimme a call
This is Rafal
Dear Michelle,
Obama still hasn't called
I hope he gets the chance,
I’m not a mad voter
I just think it's messed up you're the one answering donors
If he didn't want to meet up with me in Chicago,
He didn't have to, but he could’ve signed a veto on a tax or two
Help the middle class Michelle, or we’ll occupy streets
We’ve been paying off student loans for years now,
And O just says, “No relief”
That's pretty crummy, man – he’s like the leader of the free world
He could give us a hand out, to alleviate a grand or two
I’m not that mad though,
I'm just trying to pay off my school
Remember when we won four years ago
He said “Yes we can!,” I said the same right back
See I'm just like Obama in a way
I'm an overacheiver
We both like the Bulls and DVR Cheaters
I can relate to what he’s saying when he's speaking on TV
So when I have a tough day
I put it on and he speaks to me
Cause I don't really have another candidate
I still dream about '08 and
I put a bumper sticker with his name all over my license plate
Sometimes I even check to see how much he's in the lead
It's like adrenaline
The polls are such a sudden rush for me
See everything Obama says is real
And I respect him because he tells it
My girlfriend's jealous
'Cause my Barack talk is overzealous
But she doesn't know his policies like I know his policies
Michelle,
No one does
She doesn't know what it’s like
To solve foreign discontent
with bayonets
Obama's gotta call, Michelle
I represent a big voting contingency you don’t want to lose
Sincerely yours, Ra
P.S. You're pretty cool too
Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Busy-Presiding-To-Write-Constituents:
This'll be the last email I ever send the Democrats,
It's bee six letters back from Biden!
I don't deserve this!
I know you got my last two donations;
They hit my credit card perfect
So this is my email I'm sending you, I hope you read it
I'm on lunch right now, I’m typing 90 words per minute!
Hey O, I ate Chik-fil-a, dare me to vote for Mitt?
You know the song by Black Eye Peas, it's their number one hit
about how imma be having a good night boom boom powing
pumping my humps, when’s everyone gonna realize all their songs sound the
same?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda
been my Will. I. Am
Now it's too late - I'm like the other guy in the Peas, I'm lousy
And all I wanted was a tax break or a governor recall
I hope you know I took down ALL of your stickers off my cubicle wall
I voted you in Obama, we coulda balled together, think about it
You ruined it now,
I hope you can't make a lay up and you freeze about it
And when you freeze on D, I hope Fox News screams about it!
I hope you LOSE and Morgan Freeman does... Bruce Almighty 3
See Prez; [*screaming*] Shut up Jim! I'm tryin to talk!
Hey B, that's Rom-DMC screamin at Jim in the back
But I didn't watch the debate, I Facebooked it
See, I ain't like you
because if I had women
in binders, I’d be a happy Mormon too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost done filling my ballot out
Oh damn, I forgot, nothing will change even if I fill this out
Dear Rawful,
I meant to write
you sooner but I just been golfin’
Teaching Tiger how to keep his women around, I'm awesome
Look, I'm
flattered you believe my re-election's gonna happen
Want an autograph for your brother?
What about Air Force One napkinas?
I'm sorry I
didn't see you at the rally,
I must’ve missed
you
Don't think I did
that intentionally just to diss you
But yea, what's
this stuff about rape being a method of conception?
Ryan says that
stuff like he’s clownin,
How f’d up is that perception?
That’s like Paul
saying he’s Ryan Gosling
Just because they
share names, have notebooks, and use gasoline,
And what's with
Mitt buying dress shirts at Costco?
That made
Michelle hafta show up at the local Jewel Osco
I really think
the Reps and the Dems and the indies need each other
Maybe we just
need to work together better
I hope you get to
read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you decide
not to vote, I think that we'll be doin just fine
if everyone
relaxes a little, I'm glad I inspire you but
Man,
why is everyone
so mad?
Try to
understand, we needed our kids in the Afghanistan
I just don't want you to do
some crazy stuff
I seen this one piece on
YouTube a couple weeks ago that made me barf
Some country was in debt and couldn’t
stop borrowing enough
Three kids made a video documenting the giant flustercuck
then my WiFi went out, so I
couldn’t get Isreal’s point of view
Come to think
about, you know what…
We are all
screwed…
Darn!
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